Things I Say While Driving
- hahahahaha this is so accurate.
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What are you doing. What. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
